1.手抄报怎么写,写英

可以从多方面入手，要有趣味性。

提供以下资料 1英语笑话 一、我是单身汉 Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt。 A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms。

Jack finished them and gave them back。"Anything else?" The nurse asked。

"Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor。 " 杰克骑车摔伤，得住院治疗。

一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的？"护士问。

"有！"杰克想了想说，"我是个单身汉。" 二、死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭 Wife:You see。

According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho。 Husband:It's okey。

To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals。 妻子：你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。

丈夫：那有什么？据我调查，死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。 三、位置上的冰激凌 "Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine。

" "Yours?Can you prove it?" "Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it。" "请原谅，你占了我的位置。

" "你的位置？你能征明这点吗？" "能，我在位置上放了杯 冰激凌。 " 四、别无选择 One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?" Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice？" 一天，夏娃问亚当："你当真爱我吗？" 亚当无可奈何地回答："我还有的选择吗？" 五、总是口渴 Always Thirsty "I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me。

" "That"s terrible!" said the friend。 "Got any pain?" "No, but I am always thirsty！" 总感到口渴 一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。

” “真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？” “不疼，可是我总感到口渴。” 2英语谚语 1。

Pain past is pleasure。 无论多么艰难一定要咬牙冲过去，将来回忆起来一定甜蜜无比。

2。 While there is life, there is hope。

有生命就有希望/留得青山在，不怕没柴烧。 3。

Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand。 脑中有知识，胜过手中有金钱。

4。 Storms make trees take deeper roots。

风暴使树木深深扎根。/感激敌人，感激挫折！ 5。

Nothing is impossible for a willing heart。 心之所愿，无所不成。

/坚持一个信念就一定会成功。 6。

The shortest answer is doing。 最简单的回答就是干。

7。 All things are difficult before they are easy。

凡事必先难后易。/放弃投机取巧的幻想。

8。 Great hopes make great man。

伟大的理想造就伟大的人。 9。

God helps those who help themselves。 天助自助者。

12。 East or west, home is best。

东好西好，还是家里最好。 13。

Two heads are better than one。 三个臭皮匠，顶个诸葛亮。

14。 Good company on the road is the shortest cut。

行路有良伴就是捷径。 15。

Constant dropping wears the stone。 滴水穿石。

16。 Better late than never。

迟做总比不做好；晚来总比不来好。 17。

Actions speak louder than words。 行动比语言更响亮。

18。The tongue is boneless but it breaks bones。

舌无骨却能折断骨。 19。

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm。 无热情成就不了伟业。

20。Knowing something of everything and everything of something。

通百艺而专一长。 3英语故事 A Hasty Settlement YOUR Honour," said an Attorney, rising, "what is the present status of this case - as far as it has gone?" "I have given a judgment for the residuary legatee under the will," said the Court, "put the costs upon the contestants, decided all questions relating to fees and other charges; and, in short, the estate in litigation has been settled, with all controversies, disputes, misunderstandings, and differences of opinion thereunto appertaining。

" "Ah, yes, I see," said the Attorney, thoughtfully, "we are making progress - we are getting on famously。" "Progress?" echoed the Judge - "progress? Why, sir, the matter is concluded!" "Exactly, exactly; it had to be concluded in order to give relevancy to the motion that I am about to make。

Your Honour, I move that the judgment of the Court be set aside and the case reopened。" "Upon what ground, sir?" the Judge asked in surprise。

"Upon the ground," said the Attorney, "that after paying all fees and expenses of litigation and all charges against the estate there will still be something left。 " "There may have been an error," said His Honour, thoughtfully - "the Court may have underestimated the value of the estate。

The motion is taken under advisement。" 给好评哦。

2.【英语手抄报Teachers'Day教师节,如何写,帮写几个,】

教师节介绍： A compiled list of all the known dates on which Teachers' Day is celebrated throughout the world. Respect for Teachers and Learning - Teacher's Day In the history of Chinese education,Confucius is a paragon of all teachers,symbolizing the philosophy of “Educate all without discrimination,and teach according to the abilities of ones students.” Using the six arts of rites,music,archery,chariot driving,learning (including reading and writing),and mathematics,Confucius had more than three thousand disciples during his lifetime.In practice of his credo,the Sage never refused a student because of his class or character,requiring only that his pupils possess a sincere desire to learn. During the crisis of the Spring and Autumn Period,Confucius sought to end the chaos of the times.Believing this disorder to be a reflection of declining morals in society,he exhaustively toured the various warring Chinese states to advise rulers and officials on the merits of ethical rule.In his later years,Confucius reorganized the ancient texts,thus laying a solid foundation for China's enduring civilization.In 1939 the Ministry of Education pronounced that Confucius' birthday would be celebrated on August 28,and designated it as Teachers' Day as well as a national holiday to remember Confucius' enormous contribution to Chinese culture and society.The date was changed to September 28 in 1952 in accordance with chronologists' new findings.Today,Teachers' Day not only commemorates China's foremost teacher in history but also honors all teachers for their hard work during the year. Every year during Teachers' Day,the Confucius Memorial Service is solemnly held at the Confucius Temple to show respect and honor for the Sage.At the “Teachers Day Celebration” held by the Ministry of Education and the various local governments,teachers with the highest seniority and best qualities are recognized for their contribution to society。

3.【英语翻译我们班要办全英文手抄报,我的主题是“IQorEQ”,先要

IQabbr.intelligence quotient - a measure of a person's intelligence as indicated by an intelligence test; the ratio of a person's mental age to their chronological age (multiplied by 100) EQabbreviation for1.(Psychology) emotional quotient,a (notional) measure of a person's adequacy in such areas as self-awareness,empathy,and dealing sensitively with other people[late C20:by analogy with IQ]2.(Electronics) equalization,the electronic balancing of sound frequencies on audio recording equipment or hi-fi to reduce distortion or achieve a specific effect。

4.小学英语手抄报怎么写

已解决问题 收藏 转载到QQ空间 小学四年级英语手抄报内容 [ 标签：小学，小学 年级，手抄报 ] rt 加菲猫 回答：2 人气：283 解决时间：2009-07-26 13:01 检举 满意答案 英语笑话故事 He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？约翰尼：他害病卧床了。

他受了伤。汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?""A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother."I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。

“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。

“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。

“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。”

Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.""But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman！" 醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。

他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。”

“可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！” Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.好客 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。

过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。

你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。

英语小笑话 上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球， 一个老美看到就笑我说， "Do you know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream about Sex.我整天都在想著 性， 缩写正好是 Adidas） " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快， 联想力这么丰富时，旁边的 一个老美帮我解围， 他说， 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn， 他们的招牌歌之一就是 A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢，这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟 能详的喔！ 下次就换你去取笑老美了.。