求英文小品,两人说的,长度五分钟

英语幽默小品

A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him.

One of them asked what it felt like to be dead

"Dead!" he exclaimed. "I wasn't dead. And I knew I wasn't, because my feet were cold and I was hungry."

"But how did that make you sure?"

"Well, I knew that if I were in heaven I shouldn't be hungry, and if I was in the other place my feet wouldn't be cold."

我还没死

（幽默小品）

一个年轻人昏死了过去，但是当他的朋友们要掩埋他的时候却又苏醒过来。他的一个朋友问他死的感觉是怎样的。

“死！”他喊道“我并没有死，我知道我没死，因为我的脚是凉的，而我又很饿。”

“你怎么能肯定你没死？

“当然哪，我知道如果我上了天堂，我就不会觉得饿；如果我下到地狱，那我的脚就不会是凉的了。”

英语小品 长 搞笑 有水平

One day morning>

BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey!

DAISY: No more whiskey. You've drunk too much. Now go to bed to have a rest.

BOSSY: Just wine is enough… OK! If you don't take it, I'll get it myself!

<Go to the cellaret>

DAISY: No way! You mustn't do that.

<Daisy throws the bottle out of the window>

BOSSY: You old witch!

<Bossy is so angry that he begins to hit Daisy>

DAISY (cry):Help!

<Daisy then runs out of the room. Bossy runs after her, but when he runs to the cellaret, he stops and take out a bottle>

<On the way home>

NOISY: Shall we go to the park?

LAZY: Good idea!

CRAZY: That sounds really good. But you see, we are not sure if your father will let us go out, so you'd better ask him first.

LAZY: Yes, you're right. Let's go to ask him.

<Enter the room>

LAZY: Daddy?

BOSSY：………

LAZY: You look so handsome today…

<Bossy seems to be a little happy then>

LAZY： …and very kind. And I think if you let us go to the park. You'll be the best father in the world.

BOSSY: Really? OK. Go ahead.

<Instead of saying goodbye, they run to the door as fast as they can. But when they open the door, Daisy comes in>

DAISY: Stop！…Both of you can go, no problem, but Noisy must stay here.

NOISY: Well. I just want to go with them and then do my housework.

DAISY: Yes, you mustn't go anywhere until all the work is finishes.

LAZY: But I want her to go with me! You see, if I go there without her, then I won't enjoy myself!

求英文小品不要太长

FOURTEEN by: Alice Gerstenberg NOTE: This one act play was originally published in the February issue of Drama Magazine, 1920. It is now a public domain work and may be performed without royalties. CHARACTERS MRS. HORACE PRINGLE: A woman of fashion. ELAINE: Her debutante daughter. DUNHAM: The butler or maid. [SCENE: The dining-room of a New York residence. A long table running from left to right, with a chair at each end and six chairs on each side, is set elaborately for fourteen. DUNHAM, the butler, is hovering over the table to give it a few finishing touches as MRS. PRINGLE comes in. She is a woman of fashion, handsome, and wears a very lovely evening gown. She is rather excitable in temperament but withal capable and executive, vivacious and humorously charming. She enters in haste carrying a corsage bouquet of flowers and the empty box of paper from which she has unwrapped them.] MRS. PRINGLE: Dunham, I've just had word from Mr. Harper that he was called away to the bedside of a friend who is very ill. He sent me these flowers -- it's a good thing he did. I don't approve of young men refusing dinner invitations at the very last minute. DUNHAM: [Relieving her.] I'll take the box and paper, Mrs. Pringle. MRS. PRINGLE: [Looking at the table anxiously and then at her watch.] It's too bad -- after you've set it all so beautifully -- and it's getting so late -- some one might be coming any moment. How's cook? DUNHAM: Cook's in a temper, as always, madam. MRS. PRINGLE: I'm glad to hear it. She's like an actress -- the better the temper, the better the performance. As long as she serves us a good dinner I don't care how much she swears. The rest of you can just keep out of her way. Where's Gustave? DUNHAM: I'm sorry to have to say it, madam, but there's such an awful blizzard out he's sweeping off the sidewalk. MRS. PRINGLE: Oh! Dear me, yes! I should have ordered an awning! But who expected a storm like this. [She glances out of the window. ELAINE, a young debutante in evening gown comes running in with a bunch of place-cards.]。

英语小品 六年级 上课表演 长的不要

A:I think I'clever than you。

B D:really?Don't you know I'm a doctor（博士）

C:That'nothing. Doctor's Chinese meaning is the same as the spider（蜘蛛） in chinese。

B D:Well,if you can answer our two quiestions you must clever than me.

A C: OK

B:who is closer（更近）with you ? your mother or your father?

A:let me think。 mother because father is further.

D:why is a river rich?

c:so easy! because it always has two banks（银行、岸）

AD:oh! my god! we can't say anything now!

简短的英语话剧剧本

勇敢的小红帽 Mum： （妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood：（拿着双节棍，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. L：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! M：（亲切地看着L）Be careful.and……if you are ever in trouble,don't fight,just run , just run away. L: Yes ,mummy.Goodbye, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. (M下， L挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) L: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下篮子摩拳擦掌地采花）I'll pick some flowers! Wolf:(Wolf大步地走上台)I am gray wolf. I am so hungry. （东张西望） Here is a little red riding hood! Rad wolf: I am rad wolf.（指着W）he is my huaband,a foolish wolf.（叉腰出现在身后）have you got any food? W：（一惊，转身，谄媚地弯腰笑着）darling,i…… R:I don't need any explanation! I don't want to eat vegetables any more!You must get some meat now! now! W：（抱头）yes darling!i will！（来到舞台中央，对L）Hi! Lovely girl!Where are you going？ （狡猾的和L打招呼） L:who……oh！（警觉的退后）you are that bad grey wolf!aren't you? W（吃惊）：how do you know? L:Because you looks so ugly and your prologs are very old. My mum has told me many stories about wolves.you are silly and bad……you can't trick me! W：（晕倒状，扶额无语）e……. L：（上下指指点点）：look at your dirty clothes and messy hair,no no no……how shameless! W：（低头看自己，一脸委屈）I don't have money to buy new shoes or clothes or mirror……（转头看一眼R）all my monry have given my wife…… R：（声音从后边传来）what did you say？——say again! W:nothing! Darling! i said nothing I sware! R:you'd bett be quick!i'm hungry! W:ok ok！（看着L，舔嘴角，恶狠狠）now,I can eat you! L：（摆出拳击手势，对W勾勾手指）you may try if you want to die ! i will let you know the meaning of 'regret' ! W：（退后两步，犹豫）why?shi isn't like that fool Little Red Riding Hood in story that my grandpa told me……what should I do? R：（上台，对W）where is my food? W：（指L）here shi is. R:why don't you catch her? W：（结结巴巴）d d d darling,i……（哼哼唧唧） L：（突然想起，一拍脑袋）oh!my mum told me not to fight,I must run away immediately.（俯身偷偷看了一眼W，蹑手蹑脚地慢慢走开） R：（生气，揪住W耳朵大吼）stupid !you are a wolf and she is only a little girl ! W：（反应过来）yes! I am a strong wolf ！（看到L要逃，指着她大喊）hey ! stop ！（追上去） （R 挥舞平底锅加油，W追L，两人在台上跑） R:come on ! come on ! good ! catch her ！ （最终W捉住L） W：（得意洋洋）Aha! I catch you！（对R）darling,we will have meat to eat this evening! R:yes ! I can't wait to have dinner! Dear, let'go home now! M：（从后台走上）Little Red Riding Hood?my dear? Where are you? L：（大喊）mum mum! I am here ! M：（看见，吃了一惊）：grey wolf?oh no! let my daughter go ! W：（哈哈大笑）you are day dreaming!i am a wolf !A evil wolf! I must eat her as my dinner! M：（沉重地）yes I know,you are a wolf.but listen,Mr.wolf,you'd better let her go,or you will have bad luck,you may be hurt……it's my advise. (L从篮子里抽出双节棍，追着W一阵痛打，W抱头痛的满台跑) R：（追上W）dear! What happened ! are you ok？……dear！……（L,M,R跑下台） M：（惋惜、同情地）Mr.wolf,you see,I have told you but you didn't follow my words…… （后台W的声音遥遥传来：we will go back again!） (L蹦蹦跳跳上台) L:dear mum,the grey wolf has gone away! M:god to be thanked! L:not god helps me,I can save myself ! mum ,I am clever and strong! M:you are right , my dear!you did a good job！ （《健康歌》，L和M来到中央跳舞） L:we should do exercise everyday and be stronger,at that time ,no wolf can hurt us!mum ,let's go to see my grandma! (W,R搀扶着上台，L看见了，W,R急忙要走) L:hey! Stop！（追下台） M:dear!dear! where you go ？……drea！（亦下台）。

求英语小品剧本

英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear Tiger: I'm a great tiger. I'm very strong. I'm very brave. I'm the king of the forest.But now I'm very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I'll die immediately. Oh, there's nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly) Fox: I'm a fox. You can see, I'm pretty and lovely. I'm good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is! Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal. Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you? Tiger: Not so good. I'm very hungry now. I want to eat you. Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I'm the king of the forest! I'm the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now. Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can't belive her. I'm the king of the forest here. Fox: If you don't believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest. Tiger: Ok. Let's go. Rabbit: I'm a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It's too hard. I can't pull it out. Bird: I'm a bird. Rabbit: Hi! Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you? Rabbit: Yes, please. Frog: I'm a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you? R&B: Yes, come on! Frog : Ok! I'm coming! Bear: I'm a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are you doing here? R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are so strong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all puling it out. Please come and help us. Bear: Ok! I'm coming. Fox: Hello, Bear! Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Frog! Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Bird! Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Rabbit! Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened! They all run away! Tiger: Yes, you are right. It's true. I'm very sorry. You are the king of the forest. That's all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king. Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnip belongs to me.。

给一个适合4人的英语小品（不要太长）

《萤火虫找朋友》

旁白（爸爸）：夏天的晚上，萤火虫提着小灯笼，在草丛里飞来飞去，他在干什么呢？

萤火虫（石头饰）上：我在找朋友，我想和朋友们一起玩。

萤火虫飞呀飞，听见草里有响声。他用小灯笼一照，看见一只小蝴蝶（妈妈饰），萤火虫就叫：“小蝴蝶，小蝴蝶”

小蝴蝶停下来，问：“干什么？”

萤火虫说：“你愿意做我的好朋友吗？”

小蝴蝶回答：“我愿意！”

萤火虫高兴地说：“那你就和我一起玩吧！”

小蝴蝶说：“好的，一会儿我就跟你一起玩。现在我要帮妈妈去找小弟弟。你来得正好，帮我照照路吧！”

萤火虫说：“我不能给你照路，我要去找朋友！”说完他提着灯笼飞走了。

萤火虫飞呀飞，听见草里有响声，他用小灯笼一照，看见一只小蚂蚁（妈妈饰）。小蚂蚁背着一个大口袋，一直往前跑。

萤火虫就叫：“小蚂蚁！小蚂蚁！”

小蚂蚁问：“干吗呀？”

萤火虫说：“你愿意作我的好朋友吗？”

小蚂蚁说：“我愿意。”

萤火虫说：“那你就跟我一起玩吧！”

小蚂蚁说：“一会儿我就跟你玩，现在我要把东西送回家。我迷路了，你来的正好，帮我照照路吧！”

萤火虫说：“我不能给你照路，我要去找朋友！”他说完就又提着小灯笼飞走了。

萤火虫继续飞呀飞

旁白（爸爸）：夏天的晚上，萤火虫提着小灯笼在草丛里飞来飞去。他在干吗呀？他在找朋友。为什么他老找不到朋友呢？

一分钟英语的小品

The little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red Coat.One day, her grandma had a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some bananas and cakes to your grandma.”As she walked through the forest, a wolf saw her, “Hello, litter girl. Where are you going?”“I'm going to my grandma's house. She has got a cold.” Said Little Red Coat.“Where does she live?” asked the wolf.“She lives in the house near the forest. There are some big trees in front of her house.” Said Little Red Coat. “Bye-bye, little girl.” The wolf ran to the grandma's house.Grandma asked, “Who is it?”“It's me, Little Red Coat.” said the wolf.“Come in, please.”The big wolf opened the door and walked into the room. He ate Grandma up.He put on Grandma's coat and trousers. Then he lay in bed.Little Red Coat walked into her grandma's room. “What big eyes you have got, Grandma!” she said.“Because I want to see your pretty face.”said the wolf.“What a big mouth you have got, Grandma!”she said.“Because I want to eat you, my dear.”said the wolf.“Oh, no!”cried the little girl.The bad wolf ate Little Red Coat, too.The wolf was sleeping on Grandma's bed.At this time, a hunter came and saw the wolf. “What a big stomach he has got! Grandma must be in his stomach.”thought the hunter.The hunter cut open the wolf. Grandma and Little Red Coat were still alive. They jumped out of the wolf.Grandma and Little Red Coat were very happy. “Thank you.”they said to the hunter.

英语短剧剧本！！不用太长,3分钟左右！中英双文！跪求

有一个喜欢穿红外套的小女孩，所以每个人都叫她小红帽 .

有一天 ，她的祖母感冒了。她的妈妈对小红帽说：哦 亲爱的，给你的祖母带些香蕉和蛋糕吧.

当她走过深林的时候，一只狼看见她说：哈喽，小女孩 ， 你要去哪里啊？

“我要去我祖母家，她感冒了”这个小女孩说道

“她住在哪？”狼说到

“她住在深林附近的一个房子里，在房子前面有一些很大的树”小红帽说道

“再见，小女孩”边说这头狼边奔向祖母的房子

祖母说道“你是谁？”

“是我， 小红帽”狼说道

“请进”

大灰狼打开门，走进了卧室。他把祖母给吃了.

他穿上祖母的外套和裤子，然后他躺在了床上

小红毛走进了她祖母的卧室。

“祖母， 你的眼睛真大啊”她说

“因为我想看到你美丽的面孔啊”这头狼说

“祖母 你的嘴巴可真大啊”她说

“因为我想吃了你啊，亲爱的”狼说道

“哦，不”小红帽哭道

这邪恶的狼也把小红帽吃了

大灰狼睡在祖母的床上

这时。一个猎人进来而且看到了狼

“他的胃怎么会这么大，祖母一定在他的胃里”这个猎人这样想到

这个猎人把大灰狼开膛破肚了，祖母和小红帽都还活着.她们跳出狼的肚子。

祖母和小红帽都很开心“谢谢你”她们对猎人说道