1.求十句英语谚语,要有中文翻译

Money isn't everything.钱不是万能的。

Murder will out. 纸包不住火Never fish in trouble water.不要混水摸鱼。 Never say die.永不言败No news is good news.没有消息就是好消息No man is wise at all times.聪明一世，糊涂一时。

No man can do two things at once一心不得二用No living man all things can.世上没有万事通Make your enemy your friend.化敌为友。

2.十条英语谚语 带汉译

D共 86 条 Danger is next neighbour to security. 危险是安全的近邻。

Danger itself is the best remedy for danger. 危险本身就是对付危险的最好办法。 Dead men tell no tales. 死人不会搬弄是非。

Death is the grand leveller. 凡人都要死，大家都一样。 Death meets us everywhere. 死亡到处和我门相遇。

Death pays all debts. 人死百债了。 Death when it comes will have no denial. 死亡来临时，无可抗拒之。

Deeds, no words. 不要光说不练。 Debt is better than death. 负债总比死亡强。

Deeds are fruits; words are but leaves. 行动是果实，言语只是树叶而已。 Deeds are males, and words are females. 言柔弱无能，行刚强有力。

Deep rivers move in silence, shallow brooks are noisy. 深水静静流，浅溪潺潺流。 Delays are dangerous. 坐失良机必有忧患。

Deliberate before you begin, then execute with vigour. 著手前要深思熟虑，执行要果断有力。 Deliberate in counsel, prompt in action. 考虑要仔细，行动要迅速。

Deliberating is not delaying. 慎思不是拖延。 Deliver not your words by number but by weight. 言不在多，而在有物。

Depend on others and you always repent. 依靠别人总要后悔。 Despair gives courage to a coward. 人急造反，狗急跳墙。

Destruction pursues the great. 树大招风。 Devil must be driven out with devils. 以毒攻毒。

Dexterity comes by experience. 熟练来自经验。 Diamond cut diamond. 强中更有强中手。

Diet cures more than the doctor. 药补不如食补。 Diligence is near success. 勤奋近乎成功。

Diligence is the mother of good luck. 刻苦是成功之母。 Diligence is the mother of success. 勤奋是成功之母。

Discontent is the first step in progress. 不知足是前进中的第一步。 Discretion is the better part of valour. 小心即大勇。

Disease, enemy, and debt --these three must be cut off as soon as they begin to grow. 病，仇与债这三者，一露苗头就砍掉。 Disease of the soul are more dangerous than those of the body. 心灵上的疾病比肉体上的疾病更危险。

Diseases are the price of ill pleasures. 疾病是不正当娱乐的代价。 Diseases come on horseback, but go away on foot. 病来如山倒，病去如抽丝。

Disgraced may be he who thinks ill. 心怀不端的人是可耻的。 Do as most men do and men will speak well of thee. 为众之所为，受众之所夸。

Do as the Romans do(or Do as they do at Rome). 入乡要随俗。 Do as you would be done by. 推己及人。

Do business, but be not a slave to it. 要做事，但不要做事务的奴隶。 Dog does not eat dog. 物不伤其类。

Dogs that bark at a distance bite not at hand. 远处叫得凶的狗，不会近身来咬人。 Dogs that run after many hares kill none. 多谋寡成。

Dogs wag their tails not so much in love to you as your bread. 狗摇尾巴，爱的是面包。 Doing is better than saying. 行胜于言。

Do in Rome as the Romans do. 入乡随俗。 Do not all you can, spend not all you have; believe not all you hear; and tell not all youknow. 不要为所能为，不要花尽所有，不要全信所闻，不要言尽所知。

Do not cut down the tree that gives you shade. 不要忘恩负义。 Do not despise your enemy. 万勿轻敌。

Do not give a dog bread every time he wags his tail. 不要有求必应。 Do not praise a day before sunset. 切勿褒贬过早。

Do not run too fast after gain. 不要见利就拼命追。 Do not speak of your happiness to one less fortunate than yourself. 不要向不如你幸运的人述说你的幸福。

Do not swap horses when crossing a stream. 处在危难中，不宜大更动。 Do no through fear of poverty surrender liberty. 不要因为怕贫苦而放弃自由。

Do not to others what you do not wish them to do to you. 己所不欲，勿施于人。 Do not wash dirty linen in public. 家丑不可外扬。

Don't cast out the foul water till you bring in the clean. 清水未来，莫泼赃水。 Don't count your chicken before they are hatched. 不要过早乐观。

Don't climb a tree to look for fish. 勿缘木求鱼。 Don't cross the bridge till you get to it. 不要杞人忧天。

Don't fly till you wings are feathered. 羽毛未丰不要飞。 Don't cry out before you are hurt. 还没受苦，就别叫苦。

Don't halloo till you are out of the wood. 没有脱离危险不要先欢呼。 Don't have thy cloak to make when it begins to rain. 切莫临时抱佛脚。

Don't keep all your eggs in one basketball.勿孤注一掷。 Don't put off till tomorrow what should be done today. 今日事，今日毕。

Don't speak all you know, but know all you speak. 不要尽言所知，而要尽知所言。 Don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs. 休要班门弄斧。

Don't throw out your dirty water before you get in fresh. 清水未打来，赃水莫倒掉。 Don't trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. 不要自寻烦恼。

Don't whistle until you are out of the wood. 没有脱离险境，不要过早高兴。 Do one's level best. 尽力而为。

Dot the i's and cross the t's. 一点一划，循规蹈矩。 Doubt is 。

3.求十句英语谚语,最好附上中文.

He sits no sure that sits too high. 高处不胜寒。

He that respects not is not respected. 欲受人敬，要先敬人。So said, so done. 说到做到。

言出必行。Haste makes waste. 忙乱易错。

欲速则不达。Better be envied than pitied. 宁被人妒，不受人怜。

Although the sun shine, leave not your cloak at home. 未雨绸缪。So the world wags. 这就是人生。

One can not be in two places at once. 一心不可二用。No weal without woe. 福兮祸所伏， 祸兮福所倚。

Little chips light great fires. 星星之火，可以燎原。Like knows like. 惺惺相惜。

It is a poor mouse that has only one hole. 狡兔三窟。Dreams are lies. 梦不足信。

Do not teach fish to swim. 不要班门弄斧。A light heart live long. 心情开朗寿命长。

不恼不愁，活到白头。An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 日吃苹果一只，身体健康不求医。

Poverty is stranger to industry. 勤劳之人不受穷。Deliberate in counsel, prompt in action. 考虑要仔细，行动要迅速.One sin opens the door for another. ---German 犯了一次罪恶就会犯另一次罪。

One man's meat is another man's poison. 萝卜青菜，各有所爱。We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. 井干方知水珍贵Less is more. 简单就是美 A blessing in disguise. 因祸得福Love me, love my dog.爱屋及乌Every dog has his day. 凡人皆有得意日 Sharpening your axe will not delay your job of cutting wood. 磨刀不误砍柴功。

Seeing is believing.眼见为实 Well begun is half done.好的开端是成功的一半Time flies never to be recalled. 光阴一去不复返 When in Rome, do as Roman do.入乡随俗He laughs best who laughs last. 谁笑到最后谁笑得最美Deal with a man as he deals with you. 以其人之道还治其人之身Look before you leap.三思而后行Two heads are better than one. 三个臭皮匠顶一个诸葛亮。A good beginning makes a good ending. 善始善终A friend in need is a friend indeed. 患难中的朋友才是真正的朋友。

First come, first served. 先来先招待。Where there is s will,there is a way. 有志者事竟成。

No pains,no gains.不劳则无获Time and tide wait for no man.时不待人Strike while the iron is hot.趁热打铁It's never too late to mend.亡羊补牢There is no smoke without fire. 无风不起浪Kill two birds with one stone.一箭双雕East or west,home is best. 走东串西，还是家里好Equal pay for equal work.同工同酬Put the cart before the horse. 本末倒置Pride goes before a fall. 骄兵必败Reading makes a full man. 读书使人完善 Knowledge is power. 知识就是力量Failure is the mother of success. 失败是成攻之母Practice makes perfect.熟能生巧All roads lead to Roma. 条条大道通罗马Don′t judge a person by the clothes he wears. 不能以貌取人Don′t count your chickens before they are hatched. 切莫过于乐观Learn to walk before you run. 循序渐进It′s easy to be wise after the event. 事后诸葛亮As you make your bed,so you must lie in it. 自食其果All that glitters is not gold. 闪光的东西并非都是金子Many hands make light work. 人多力量大Nothing is too difficult if you put your heart into it. 世上无难事只要肯登攀Time is money. 时间就是金钱。Like father, like son. 有其父必有其子。

Many hands make light work. 人多力量大。Grasp all, lose all. 样样都要，全都失掉。

Better master one than engage with ten.会十事不如精一事。Silly child is soon taught. 要想孩子好，教育要趁早。

More haste, less speed. 欲速则不达。Easier said than done. 说起来容易，做起来难。

The first step is the hardest. 万事开头难。Who knows most says least.懂的最多的人，说的最少。

Time and tide wait for no man. 岁月不待人。Don't put off till tomorrow what should be done today.今日事今日毕。

Diligence is the mother of success.失败是成功之母。It's never too late to learn. 活到老，学到老。

Walls have ears. 隔墙有耳 Wash your dirty linen at home. 家丑不可外扬 Waste not, want not. 俭则不匮 Weak things united become strong. 一根筷子易折断，十根筷子硬如铁 Wealth is best known by want.人穷方知钱可贵 We can't judge a person by what he says but by what he does. 判断一个人，不听言语看行动 We only live once, but if we work it right, once is enough. 年华没虚度，一生也足矣。 What is done by night appears by day. 若要人不知，除非已莫为When a man is going down-hill, everyone will give him a push. 墙倒众人推When children stand quiet, they have done some harm. 孩子不吭声，一定闯了祸 When one will not, two cannot quarrel. 一个巴掌拍不响 When poverty comes in at the door, love flies out at the window. 贫穷进门来，爱情越窗飞 When the cat is away, the mice will play. 猫儿不在，鼠儿成精 When wine sinks, words swim. 美酒一下肚，话匣关不住 Where there's life there's hope. 留得青山在，不怕没柴烧 Will is power. 意志就是力量 Wise men are silent; fools talk. 智者沉默寡言，愚者滔滔不绝 。

4.求英语名言10条,带中文

Actions speak louder than words.事实胜于雄辩。

Adversity leads to prosperity.穷则思变。

A fall into a pit, a gain in your wit.吃一堑长一智。

A fox may grow gray, but never good.江山易改本性难移。

A good beginning makes a good ending.善始者善终。

A hedge between keeps friendship green.君子之交淡如水。

All roads lead to Rome.条条大路通罗马。

An hour in the morning is worth two in the evening.一日之计在于晨。

A young idler, an old beggar.少壮不努力老大徒伤悲。

Choose an author as you choose a friend.择书如择友。

Content is better than riches.知足者常乐。

Do as you would be done by.己所不欲勿施于人。

Don't put off till tomorrow what should be done today.今日是今日毕。

Every man has his hobbyhorse.萝卜青菜各有所爱。

Experience is the father of wisdom and memory the mother.经验是智慧之父，记忆是智慧之母。

5.十句英语谚语

A bad beginning makes a bad ending.不善始者不善终。

A bad thing never dies.遗臭万年。 A bad workman always blames his tools.不会撑船怪河弯。

A bird in the hand is worth than two in the bush.一鸟在手胜过双鸟在林。 A boaster and a liar are cousins-german.吹牛与说谎本是同宗。

A bully is always a coward.色厉内荏。 A burden of one's choice is not felt.爱挑的担子不嫌重。

A candle lights others and consumes itself.蜡烛照亮别人，却毁灭了自己。 A cat has 9 lives.猫有九条命。

A cat may look at a king.人人平等。 A close mouth catches no flies.病从口入。

A constant guest is never welcome.常客令人厌。 Actions speak louder than words.事实胜于雄辩。

Adversity leads to prosperity.穷则思变。 Adversity makes a man wise, not rich.逆境出人才。

A fair death honors the whole life.死得其所，流芳百世。 A faithful friend is hard to find.知音难觅。

A fall into a pit, a gain in your wit.吃一堑，长一智。 A fox may grow gray, but never good.江山易改，本性难移。

A friend in need is a friend indeed.患难见真情。 A friend is easier lost than found.得朋友难，失朋友易。

A friend is never known till a man has need.需要之时方知友。 A friend without faults will never be found.没有十全十美的朋友。

'After you' is good manners.“您先请”是礼貌。 A good beginning is half done.良好的开端是成功的一半。

A good beginning makes a good ending.善始者善终。 A good book is a good friend.好书如挚友。

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever.一本好书，相伴一生。 A good conscience is a soft pillow.不做亏心事，不怕鬼叫门。

A good fame is better than a good face.美名胜过美貌。 A good husband makes a good wife.夫善则妻贤。

A good medicine tastes bitter.良药苦口。 A good wife health is a man's best wealth.妻贤身体好是男人最大的财富。

A great talker is a great liar.说大话者多谎言。 A hedge between keeps friendship green.君子之交淡如水。

A joke never gains an enemy but loses a friend.戏谑不能化敌为友，只能使人失去朋友。 A leopard cannot change its spots.积习难改。

A liar is not believed when he speaks the truth.说谎者即使讲真话也没人相信。 A light heart lives long.静以修身。

A little body often harbors a great soul.浓缩的都是精品。 A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.一知半解，自欺欺人。

A little pot is soon hot.狗肚子盛不得四两油。 All are brave when the enemy flies.敌人逃窜时，人人都成了勇士。

All good things come to an end.天下没有不散的筵席。 All rivers run into sea.海纳百川。

All roads lead to Rome.条条大路通罗马。 All that ends well is well.结果好，就一切都好。

All that glitters is not gold.闪光的不一定都是金子。 All things are difficult before they are easy.凡事总是由难而易。

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.只会用功不玩耍，聪明孩子也变傻。 A man becomes learned by asking questions.不耻下问才能有学问。

A man can do no more than he can.凡事都应量力而行。 A man cannot spin and reel at the same time.一心不能二用。

A man is known by his friends.什么人交什么朋友。 A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds.光说空话不做事，犹如花园光长刺。

A man without money is no man at all.一分钱难倒英雄汉。 A merry heart goes all the way.心旷神怡，事事顺利。

A miss is as good as a mile.失之毫厘，差之千里。 A mother's love never changes.母爱永恒。

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.一天一苹果，不用请医生。 A new broom sweeps clean.新官上任三把火。

An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.以眼还眼，以牙还牙。 An hour in the morning is worth two in the evening.一日之计在于晨。

An old dog cannot learn new tricks.老狗学不出新把戏。 An ounce of luck is better than a pound of wisdom.聪明才智，不如运气。

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.预防为主，治疗为辅。 A rolling stone gathers no moss.滚石不生苔，转业不聚财。

As a man sows, so he shall reap.种瓜得瓜，种豆得豆。 A single flower does not make a spring.一花独放不是春，百花齐放春满园。

A snow year, a rich year.瑞雪兆丰年。 A sound mind in a sound body.健全的精神寓于健康的身体。

A still tongue makes a wise head.寡言者智。 A stitch in time saves nine.小洞不补，大洞吃苦。

A straight foot is not afraid of a crooked shoe.身正不怕影子斜。 A wise head makes a close mouth.真人不露相，露相非真人。

A word spoken is past recalling.一言既出，驷马难追。 A year's plan starts with spring.一年之计在于春。

A young idler, an old beggar.少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲。 Bad news has wings.好事不出门，坏事传千里。

Barking dogs seldom bite.吠犬不咬人。 Beauty lies in the love's eyes.情人眼里出西施。

6.十条英语谚语 带汉译

D共 86 条 Danger is next neighbour to security. 危险是安全的近邻。

Danger itself is the best remedy for danger. 危险本身就是对付危险的最好办法。 Dead men tell no tales. 死人不会搬弄是非。

Death is the grand leveller. 凡人都要死，大家都一样。 Death meets us everywhere. 死亡到处和我门相遇。

Death pays all debts. 人死百债了。 Death when it comes will have no denial. 死亡来临时，无可抗拒之。

Deeds, no words. 不要光说不练。 Debt is better than death. 负债总比死亡强。

Deeds are fruits; words are but leaves. 行动是果实，言语只是树叶而已。 Deeds are males, and words are females. 言柔弱无能，行刚强有力。

Deep rivers move in silence, shallow brooks are noisy. 深水静静流，浅溪潺潺流。 Delays are dangerous. 坐失良机必有忧患。

Deliberate before you begin, then execute with vigour. 著手前要深思熟虑，执行要果断有力。 Deliberate in counsel, prompt in action. 考虑要仔细，行动要迅速。

Deliberating is not delaying. 慎思不是拖延。 Deliver not your words by number but by weight. 言不在多，而在有物。

Depend on others and you always repent. 依靠别人总要后悔。 Despair gives courage to a coward. 人急造反，狗急跳墙。

Destruction pursues the great. 树大招风。 Devil must be driven out with devils. 以毒攻毒。

Dexterity comes by experience. 熟练来自经验。 Diamond cut diamond. 强中更有强中手。

Diet cures more than the doctor. 药补不如食补。 Diligence is near success. 勤奋近乎成功。

Diligence is the mother of good luck. 刻苦是成功之母。 Diligence is the mother of success. 勤奋是成功之母。

Discontent is the first step in progress. 不知足是前进中的第一步。 Discretion is the better part of valour. 小心即大勇。

Disease, enemy, and debt --these three must be cut off as soon as they begin to grow. 病，仇与债这三者，一露苗头就砍掉。 Disease of the soul are more dangerous than those of the body. 心灵上的疾病比肉体上的疾病更危险。

Diseases are the price of ill pleasures. 疾病是不正当娱乐的代价。 Diseases come on horseback, but go away on foot. 病来如山倒，病去如抽丝。

Disgraced may be he who thinks ill. 心怀不端的人是可耻的。 Do as most men do and men will speak well of thee. 为众之所为，受众之所夸。

Do as the Romans do(or Do as they do at Rome). 入乡要随俗。 Do as you would be done by. 推己及人。

Do business, but be not a slave to it. 要做事，但不要做事务的奴隶。 Dog does not eat dog. 物不伤其类。

Dogs that bark at a distance bite not at hand. 远处叫得凶的狗，不会近身来咬人。 Dogs that run after many hares kill none. 多谋寡成。

Dogs wag their tails not so much in love to you as your bread. 狗摇尾巴，爱的是面包。 Doing is better than saying. 行胜于言。

Do in Rome as the Romans do. 入乡随俗。 Do not all you can, spend not all you have; believe not all you hear; and tell not all youknow. 不要为所能为，不要花尽所有，不要全信所闻，不要言尽所知。

Do not cut down the tree that gives you shade. 不要忘恩负义。 Do not despise your enemy. 万勿轻敌。

Do not give a dog bread every time he wags his tail. 不要有求必应。 Do not praise a day before sunset. 切勿褒贬过早。

Do not run too fast after gain. 不要见利就拼命追。 Do not speak of your happiness to one less fortunate than yourself. 不要向不如你幸运的人述说你的幸福。

Do not swap horses when crossing a stream. 处在危难中，不宜大更动。 Do no through fear of poverty surrender liberty. 不要因为怕贫苦而放弃自由。

Do not to others what you do not wish them to do to you. 己所不欲，勿施于人。 Do not wash dirty linen in public. 家丑不可外扬。

Don't cast out the foul water till you bring in the clean. 清水未来，莫泼赃水。 Don't count your chicken before they are hatched. 不要过早乐观。

Don't climb a tree to look for fish. 勿缘木求鱼。 Don't cross the bridge till you get to it. 不要杞人忧天。

Don't fly till you wings are feathered. 羽毛未丰不要飞。 Don't cry out before you are hurt. 还没受苦，就别叫苦。

Don't halloo till you are out of the wood. 没有脱离危险不要先欢呼。 Don't have thy cloak to make when it begins to rain. 切莫临时抱佛脚。

Don't keep all your eggs in one basketball.勿孤注一掷。 Don't put off till tomorrow what should be done today. 今日事，今日毕。

Don't speak all you know, but know all you speak. 不要尽言所知，而要尽知所言。 Don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs. 休要班门弄斧。

Don't throw out your dirty water before you get in fresh. 清水未打来，赃水莫倒掉。 Don't trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. 不要自寻烦恼。

Don't whistle until you are out of the wood. 没有脱离险境，不要过早高兴。 Do one's level best. 尽力而为。

Dot the i's and cross the t's. 一点一划，循规蹈矩。 Doubt is th。

7.求英语名言10条,带中文

Actions speak louder than words.事实胜于雄辩。

Adversity leads to prosperity.穷则思变。A fall into a pit, a gain in your wit.吃一堑长一智。

A fox may grow gray, but never good.江山易改本性难移。A good beginning makes a good ending.善始者善终。

A hedge between keeps friendship green.君子之交淡如水。All roads lead to Rome.条条大路通罗马。

An hour in the morning is worth two in the evening.一日之计在于晨。A young idler, an old beggar.少壮不努力老大徒伤悲。

Choose an author as you choose a friend.择书如择友。Content is better than riches.知足者常乐。

Do as you would be done by.己所不欲勿施于人。Don't put off till tomorrow what should be done today.今日是今日毕。

Every man has his hobbyhorse.萝卜青菜各有所爱。Experience is the father of wisdom and memory the mother.经验是智慧之父，记忆是智慧之母。

8.急需10个英语谚语,要翻译

Nothing stake, nothing draw.

不顶千里浪，哪来万斤鱼。

Nothing is as good as it seems beforehand.

期待比现实更美好。

Nothing is given so freely as advice.

劝人最容易。

Nothing is so certain as the unexpected.

天有不测风云，人有旦夕祸福。

Nothing seek, nothing find.

无所求则无所获。

A little of every thing is nothing in the main.

每事浅尝辄止，事事都告无成。

A great ship asks deep waters.

大船要走深水。（蛟龙要在海中游。）

The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet, and Dr. Merryman.

节食博士、精心博士、快乐博士，三人都是最好的医生。

He that once deceives is ever suspected.

骗人一次，受疑一世。

Empty wagons rattle loudest.

空车响声大。

Nothing so bad but might be a blessing.

塞翁失马，焉知非福。

活到老，学到老。

It is never too old to learn.

为学不怕年高。

A man becomes learned by asking questions.

要长学问，就得多问；多问则业精。

There is no royal road to learning.

学问无坦途。

He who is ashamed of asking is ashamed of learning.

畏问之人耻于学。

What is learned in the cradle lasts till the grave.

婴孩时期学到的东西，老死不会忘记。

Learning makes a good man better and ill man worse.

知识能使好人更好，坏人更坏。

Soon learnt,soon forgotten.

学得快，忘得快。

Learn young,learn fair.

为学趁年青，既学须学好。

A lazy youth,a lousy age.

少时懒惰老来苦。

He that knows nothing,doubts nothing.

拿去吧，请斟酌！

9.求10条英文谚语

0. All is not gold that glitters.

闪光未必尽黄金。

1. Money is the root of evil.

金钱是罪恶的根源。

2. Money makes the mare go.

有钱能使鬼推磨。

3. All things are obedient to money.

一切事物都服从于金钱。

4. Before gold,even kings take off their hats.

在黄金面前，国王也要脱帽。

5. Money is the key that opens all doors.

金钱是打开一切门户的钥匙。

6. Beauty is potent,but money is more potent.

美貌固有力，金钱力更大。

7. Avarice increases with wealth.

越有钱，越贪钱。

8. The money the miser hoards will do him no good.

守财奴积财，对自己毫无好处。

9. What is wealth good for,If it brings melancholy?

财富如带忧郁来，有了财富有何用？。

10.5个英语笑话（中英文）,10个英语智力题,10个谚语（含中英文和答

The mean man's party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you？吝啬鬼请客 一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。

他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”

“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？” “你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。

I think that I'm a chicken Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg！ 精神病医师：你哪里不舒服？ 病人：我认为我是一只鸡。 精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的？ 病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。

Who Is the Laziest? Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class? Tom: I don't know, father. Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work? Tom: Our teacher, father. 中文： 父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒？ 汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。

父亲：啊，不对，你知道！想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课？ 汤姆：我们老师，爸爸。 Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." Johnson: "But I want you to." Wife: "But why?" Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal！" 译文： 老农约翰逊就要死了。

他的家人都站在床边。他声音低沉地对妻子说：“我死后，我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。”

妻子说：“不，在你死后，我不能嫁给任何人。” 约翰逊：“但我希望你这么做。”

妻子：“为什么？” 约翰逊：“因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我。” 答案补充 Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red? Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight. Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting? Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith. 妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红？ 弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的是阻止一次打架？ 妈妈：你做的对，谁和谁在打架. 弗雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯. 答案补充 There are eight hundred women in a village in Africa . 3% of them wear one ring on their ears . Half the rest wear a pair of rings and the other half have no ring s on at all. How many rings are there in all？ 答；800个妇女，3%也就是240个，带一个耳环。

余下560个中有一半人也就是280是戴一副耳环，耳环就有560个。另外余下的不戴。

所以一共240加560，等于800个 Z枫の叶J 回答采纳率：10.0% 2009-01-18 16:17。